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Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark
A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019
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Laureta will be seen with bright blue eyes that change through out the day. She is a caring loving person. She knows and will treat a guy like a king. Never wants to lose him and always thinks if everything is ok. She's a type to get jealous and scared only because she is afraid to lose you. She's romantic and will be by your side and she is a girl that has real feelings and will know to make you smile even on your worst days. She'll will make you feel worth more then anything of what you can think. You will never want to lose by being on her side. She has lots of confidence and she will be found strong. She loves to laugh.She has lots of talent and a beautiful voice. You will spot her making others feel welcome as well as happy when they are down. Laureta is a shy type that will grow on and become open with friends. She has a gourgous body with soft lovely hair. She's smart and funny. She can be scrcartic and stubborn at the same time. Laureta is a understandingperson. She will always be there of you. Laureta is practically what you call perfect.
Laureta is the sweetest lady ever.
Laureta by Lilobill February 10, 2018
Damn that french person is a total laurent too hot for me
Laurent by Harry ndjd September 5, 2018
A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Very intellectual and intuitive. She has got the whole package complete.She is very stubborn and loves being in control, Has overpowering beauty and doesn't know it, she deserves attention and is generally good at everything.She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She forgives easily, love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.
Boy 1: I've got a new girlfriend

Boy 2: What's her name?

Boy 1: Lawrenta

Boy 2: She's a keeper!!
Lawrenta by Star+ February 2, 2020

Laurentiu 

Laurentiu is the sexiest man you will ever meet, he is amazing and has a very good penis. 10/10. Would recommend!
Did you see Laurentiu yesterday? He was SO hot!
Laurentiu by xyyeheudi June 1, 2020

Louis Laurent

A guy who typically plays basketball and isn't great at it. They might make it seem like they are but they really aren't. They like to play video games usually on the Xbox. Louis Laurent's are known to be dark and from:
Africa

Haiti
Dominican Republic

or

Spain
Guy 1: holy shit! Is that Louis Laurent?
Guy 2: no, because he actually made the 3 pointer...

Louis Laurent's mom: here sweetie I got you a PlayStation 4!

Louis: fuck you mom i wanted a damn Xbox!!!!

Laurenbear

The Sweetest, Greatest, & Cutest Girl you will ever meet
This girl with the nickname "Laurenbear" is honestly the best
Laurenbear by dalllllllus July 24, 2015