3 definitions by Madame Renaud
Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.
Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow
Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow
by Madame Renaud December 5, 2019
A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.
Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
by Madame Renaud December 2, 2019
Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size
Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size
Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass
by Madame Renaud August 13, 2020