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A bad ass, super talented dude. Usually in Brooklyn, but not always. Loyal to adidas and 7 jeans. Has authoritative control over women and weimaraners. Begins each and every morning with a cold Tecate. If you see this clever character, tell him the word on the street is he's banging Jimmy's sister.
"Did you hit on that dude?" "Hell no! he's out of my league - a total fuckin Laurent"
by Megan Rae April 14, 2008

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A feminist who's really cool, and outspoken, outgoing, energetic,sexy, intelligent, and all about PEACE LOVE AND EQUALITY!!!
Wow that rally is full of Laurents.

I want to be a laurent.
I speak up for the rights of all people, so that makes me a Laurent.
by Insanityintheformofshorts December 06, 2009

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An awesome girl,the best in everything especially in school,gets straight A's in her tests and quizzes,loves her family and friends,really beautiful blonde with green eyes,her best friends love her too much they annoy her too much but it's ok,she is so kind to others that some people get jealous of her sometimes,go get yourselves a Laurent like this Laurent she is the best ❤️👯
Laurent is one of the best people in this world!
by Laurent Z April 09, 2017

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verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)

1. to slyly create relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all girls with boyfriends

2. to quickly get to know hot girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards friend zones

3. to scrounge

4. to have an inordinate amount of girls suck him

5. to shoot the ball every time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom) Dude, thats my girlfriend

Guy 2: (quickly hopping out of bed and putting on grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant

Guy 1: Fuck I just got laurented!
by BusyBoy11 February 13, 2011

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Laurence except with a T so it makes it pretentious
"Isn't his name Laurence"
"No its LaurenT"
"Wtf why a "T"?
by Lemonhair March 15, 2017

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