Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!

Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019

Laurent 

Hot sexy baguette boi

Damn that french person is a total laurent too hot for me

Laurent by Harry ndjd September 5, 2018

Laurentiu 

Laurentiu is the sexiest man you will ever meet, he is amazing and has a very good penis. 10/10. Would recommend!

Did you see Laurentiu yesterday? He was SO hot!

Laurentiu by xyyeheudi June 1, 2020

Louis Laurent

A guy who typically plays basketball and isn't great at it. They might make it seem like they are but they really aren't. They like to play video games usually on the Xbox. Louis Laurent's are known to be dark and from:
Africa

Haiti
Dominican Republic

or

Spain

Guy 1: holy shit! Is that Louis Laurent?
Guy 2: no, because he actually made the 3 pointer...

Louis Laurent's mom: here sweetie I got you a PlayStation 4!

Louis: fuck you mom i wanted a damn Xbox!!!!

Louis Laurent by Ieatpeoplelikeyou4breakfast March 13, 2017

giada de laurentiis 

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.

Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by clarence beeks December 9, 2008

Laurening 

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd

Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!

Laurening by BWATMAN May 16, 2010

Laurenish 

A term used to describe a unique person (usually female) that no one in that immediate group likes due to a collection of things:

1. Bullshit.
2. More bullshit.
3. The creation of false rumours.
4. False threats. eg. suicide
5. False accusations. eg. rape
6. Cyber harassment (usually text messages or IM conversations).

Tom: Oh hey man... my dad owns Jamaica. Also did you know Jack slept with a Giraffe. But yeah... I got raped by Nathan so i'm gonna go kill myself. Oh btw did you get my hate texts yesterday?

Barry: Dude.. dont be so laurenish.

Laurenish by gibbingslfc March 7, 2010