Someone who believes any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.
C: Hey u langan want to do somethin
T: Yea lettssss buuurrrrrnnnn
by tlangan251 August 22, 2011
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A selfish human being who wishes to better himself in every way possible. If someone is better than him at something, he has to be better than them because they face a threat to him. He is courageous when comes a times for it, emotionally weak, yet, very capable of taking care of himself and living alone. Loves his girlfriend with all of his heart, no matter how many wrongs she may commit, and would sacrifice everything to make her happy. Thinks of himself as a professional and all work he is involved in should be addressed as 'important business,' and his friends and family as 'associates.'

Jackson Langan cares for those he highly respects, and you would be extremely lucky to win his devotion. He cannot stand most types of people he talks to, but the ones he truly enjoys being around become the only people he wishes to hangout with his entire life.

He addresses everyone on the internet formally when typing, and completes every text with the final touch,

I wish you all a good Christmas, enjoy your holidays,
Sincerely,
Jackson Langan
The name he goes by is Jackson Langan.
by ~Ineffable~ December 25, 2017
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A man with no cock except for the one in his mouth . A personality that even Jeffrey Dahmer would be ashamed of . his face looks like a rabbit ass cheeks . plus he's gay
by Modernwarfare 14 July 30, 2017
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A multidimensional traveler that has the ability to manipulate reality itself.
Dude One: Oh I hope Kami Langan will come to our universe!
Dude Two: I know, right?
by Lyra_Black March 1, 2021
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