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5.
To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)
I was lancing last night at the porno.
by pjbpjb August 24, 2009
 
1.
When two guys reverse scissor each other to have anal sex with each other at the same time.
Lee spent the weekend Lancing with Rocky in Seattle.
by Truthwriter October 30, 2007
 
2.
Lancing is a large town in the south of england, 20 minutes from Brighton that is now home to a huge amount of chavs that live on one of many neighboring council estates. Rife with drugs and crime, a trip to one of these estates may be your last, as might a trip to somerfield as they congregate outside it of an evening. The only area able to escape this invasion is North Lancing, an area full of expensive houses and lovely quiet roads. Disturbingly, this is where a lot of Lancing's chavs live and probably where the LSM Crew (Lancing Sompting Massive)yes, really, was formed. All of the chavs from Lancing go to Boundstone Community College, where 99% of the students there have fallen victim to the chav epidemic.
Typical Lancing teenager:

'Oiii Chaz wana go sit outside Somerfield? Well bangin im well 'ardcore'
by Emo Ranger October 08, 2006
 
3.
To be a total douchebag and break out in a high school musical dance in class.
Yo dude. wtf lance. - me

"WOOOO"-lance

lololol. hes lancing"
by I MAKE WAFFLEZ June 08, 2010
 
4.
town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.
this town is such a lancing
by squire poohead April 03, 2008
 
6.
To fabricate beyond belief.
John was lancing when he told me that he jumped from the 5oth story and landed on his feet.
by burny52 August 25, 2006
 
7.
When eating Mac and Cheese, you thread the noodles onto the tines of the fork, and eat them shishkabob style.
I'm lancing my mac and cheese.
by Hadien May 15, 2007