by Truthwriter October 30, 2007
When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.
by Kordops February 6, 2019
He may seem like a shy dude, but if you get to know him, he can be the best person you ever know, he's insecure about everything, if you know someone name Lance befriend him, he may seem unresponsive but he's just shy and afraid of getting judge
by Nani68 June 29, 2022
A rare breed of an American classic, he is the "tall, dark, and handsome" guy. Yet there's more to him than the playboy-like visage he puts on. He's regal, but with a dangerous edge that makes him a bit of an homme fatale. They put on a pokerface due to being at a precarious position of being taken advantage of before, so don't mind him when he's not exactly the most open book in the library.
While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.
What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip
Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.
While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.
What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip
Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.
Girl A: I love my leaf sheep. It's so cute and tiny and soaks up the green of whatever it eats! <3
Girl B: You should call it a Lance. Looks just like one when they're happy.
Girl B: You should call it a Lance. Looks just like one when they're happy.
by INY0URFACESPACEC0Y0TE November 14, 2019
by loropocoro August 3, 2014
by BIG LOZ January 22, 2008
Verb meaning To Lance:
While in a fast moving car yelling "Go Lance" at a bicyclist dressed up in fancy bicyclist's clothes. Usually they will respond with "Fuck you!" or "AHH!"
While in a fast moving car yelling "Go Lance" at a bicyclist dressed up in fancy bicyclist's clothes. Usually they will respond with "Fuck you!" or "AHH!"
GO LANCE! RIDE IT!
Man, that was a good one.
SHIT! he's creepin back on us and we're at a stop light! DUCK!
Man, that was a good one.
SHIT! he's creepin back on us and we're at a stop light! DUCK!
by hyphylife May 13, 2008