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Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018
Related Words

Lamasohn 

Lake
Ambulance
Music
Apple
Sauerkraut
Oxygen
Helicopter
Newspaper

The word Lamasohn is often used in German poems. A good example of this is the poem "An old Tibetan carpet" by Else Lasker-Schüler, who set new standards in German literature with this poem. As Goethe said: "Wow, that's a great word."

"But in this wonderful system of flashing wheels, flashing pistons, rising and falling waves, there was an unsightly part that seemed to be covered with mold and that moved clumsily and arrhythmically": George Washington

The quote: "Sweet Lamasohn on musk plant throne" was known for a long time in the GDR as the motto of the KGB and was therefore written by Schiller (author of books such as "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" and "Sauerkraut makes you healthy and beautiful") in a letter to Julius Caesar (inventor of the electric chair and the atomic bomb) used as a threat three years before the birth of Schiller.

Since the word Lamason was banned, MC Donalds has been selling sliced llamason.
Sweet Lamasohn on musk plant throne
Süßer Lamasohn auf Moschuspflanzenthron
Lamasohn by Versuch2 May 21, 2021
Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.
"It was never a yellow card, but there was no need to have such a Lampard over it"
Lampard by football365247 July 29, 2020

amber lamps 

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital
Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!
amber lamps by Featherlight910 February 16, 2010
A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.
Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!
Lampathy by PowellBar March 7, 2011

Soggy Lampshade 

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.
Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!