Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.

"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."

Ghetto Laminate by Minidakip February 11, 2010

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications

my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

laminated veneer lumber by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

Laminated List 

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

Laminated List by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004

laminate 

When used in reference to a picture, typically of a person that one finds attractive, the act of ejaculating on the picture to create a film, or laminate, over the top surface of it.

Kelly just gave me a pic of her, I'm gonna go home an laminate this bia.

laminate by teeoce January 13, 2009

Laminated 

Drunk.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.

Let me tell you pal, I got absolutely laminated last night!

Laminated by drjozard February 8, 2010

Laminator 

A machine used to apply plastic onto various films, most usually posters to preserve the posters from colour fade and as protection against tearing. Laminating can be done using cold films or thermal films. Thermal films are run at approx 110-130 degrees.

Laminators are also a pain to set up and usually cause minor burns on fingers and backs of hands when using heat shoe machines as it is a metal plate that heats up rather than the roller itself.

Could you put this poster through the laminator to preserve it for me

Holy shit, the fucking laminator just burnt me while I was trying to set it up again.

Laminator by Explosive Sushi August 3, 2009

Laminate Licker 

A term used to describe someone who licks shaved vagina. An antonym of Rug Muncher. Can also be used as an insult to lesbians.

"Emmas a dirty laminate licker!"

"Edward often engages in laminate licking"

Laminate Licker by TheMrCRAZY April 20, 2010