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1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman
1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!
laird by Anonymous May 23, 2004
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Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.
Nuevo Laredo by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011

Laird Time 

When time is measured in hours, disregarding minutes.
(when it is 8:59) "It's 8 o'clock in Laird Time."
Laird Time by ROFLHouse January 5, 2006

Bat Lairadox 

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"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.
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A place one should leave.
Raqem needs to get the hell out of Laredo
Laredo by Mario L August 18, 2003
Sir, you cannot liredify me for something you have not seen me do.
Liredify by TAQ December 17, 2008