Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.
"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.