Lardsacks 

A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.

Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.

You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.

Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.

You: Yeah! She even wore shorts too!

Friend: Lord have mercy on us

(Then somebody usually proceeds to gag)

Lardsacks by Gravois May 29, 2009

laird 

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

laird by Anonymous May 23, 2004

Laird Time 

When time is measured in hours, disregarding minutes.

(when it is 8:59) "It's 8 o'clock in Laird Time."

Laird Time by ROFLHouse January 5, 2006

laidsy 

You're too lazy to have sex. You might be up for just laying there, but can't be bothered with fancy swirls and twirls or effort of any kind.

He's a nice guy, but waay too laidsy for my needs.

laidsy by EleanorMinx September 22, 2013

The laids 

Having, or have had, sexual intercourse with another.

Guy: Hey, would you like to go back to my place and have the laids?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.

The laids by Nex (level:1001) May 28, 2016

lards 

The Filipino way to say large

Dat birdie ees soooo lards

lards by Fobmaster May 8, 2005

laird 

Is a basically the next Kevin Durant and or MO BAMBA

He is considered a gangbanger or reping for the N1ggas

Laird can ball out better than all his n1ggers

laird by anonymous November 23, 2021