lager fart

A fart that is alot smelier and possibly even painful due to the excessive consumption of lager/beer.

group of lads chilling post a night out, one farts
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough

by chronic procrastinator April 13, 2011

Hagger lager

A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.

Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.

by Jains April 7, 2009

Rice lager

Noun;
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.

She gave me a rice lager, and now we're having sushi for dinner.

by EnglishFacts November 20, 2017

Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017

Pudding Lager

Piss weak lager.

I was driving later, so I stuck to the Pudding Lager.

by Nic September 25, 2003

Driving Lager

A lager low in alcohol, brands such as Foster's or Carlsberg fit the bill nicely, although Carling or Skol are kind of missing the point of having a beer a bit.

got the motor outside, better stick to driving lager.

by galaxycondor April 4, 2005

lager louts

People were used to drinking weaker beer, they somethimes became aggresive and even violent. they therefor became know as lager louts

lager louts: if you drink to much you become violent cause you're drunk
--> don't drink.

by Mary Rosé December 5, 2013