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Lakewood Ranch High School 

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.

ladywood 

1. (horticultural) A perennial bud found in moist valleys, amidst ferns, and which like to nestle up against redwoods.
2. (anatomical) A perineal bud found in moist valleys, amidst pubes, and which like to be jostled by redwoods. A clit.
1. and 2. "For Valentine's Day, do something special. Give her LADYWOOD."
~ failed marketing ploys of HM&B corporation.

(First heard in NBC's Will & Grace)
ladywood by HMB February 10, 2004

ladywood 

The sexual arousal of a woman.
Upon seeing that new sports car, she says "Oh my, its giving me LadyWood."
ladywood by Taylor CHurches January 8, 2008

Lakewood highschool 

Lakewood highschool, WA is in fact hell. Filled with snakes and snitches. Usually every single bathroom has someone vaping and if you can get lucky, you can spot a rare occurrence of freshman fucking or taking pregnancy tests in the family bathroom. The staff is... I mean... there might as well not be any because they don't do shit. People walk around with juuls on their necks and what do they do? Nothing. If you go to lakewood I'm sorry this is coming from a Lakewoodian and I'm ashamed.

lakewood ranch 

a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time
there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to

most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money

bradenton, fl sucks
lakewood ranch by Mike Wilder December 4, 2007

lakewood, nj 

Lakewood, NJ is a small, quaint town in NJ where you can find just about every type of person. From Bougie ass Black families to extremely gentrifying Othodox Hasidic Jews to Mexicans, to trashy ass white people. There is literally nothing to do in this town. Everybody knows each other. The moment you get on Route 9, everyone will flock to you and immediately be all up in your business. If you're queer and you're born here, move out as fast as you can. News of your queerness will spread everywhere even if you only whispered it in the many wooded areas of this town once. If you like boring mediocrity & low price housing, and the only form of entertainment is being up someone's asshole about Lakewood is for you!
Person 1: Ugh, fuck I've gotta drive through Lakewood, NJ.

Person 2: Oh god. I hope you didn't masturbate 3 months ago when he clock hit 2:25:26 AM, because they'll know.
lakewood, nj by Sahaerys July 12, 2019