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Lucien Lachance 

A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.
Lucien Lachance "Todd Howard can Kiss My fine Imperial Ass."
Lucien Lachance by Lachizzle April 19, 2018
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Lachlan Haines 

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...
dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo
Lachlan Haines by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019

Lacsmack 

When a male is willingly and intentionally brow beat about the face with a huge set of lactating female breasts.
Like Bessy the cow, Roger's lactating wife climbed on top of him with her full, engorged utters and began lacsmacking him about the face while he wanked himself off.

Lacsmack
Lacsmack by Eaton Holgoode December 25, 2015
Sexy, big booty, nice hips, very faithful, loving, caring, and pretty
Lachandra is very beautiful
Lachandra by Lachandra October 22, 2015
To lashmar a person is to do unspeakable things to them in their rear department
I lashmared her.
lashmar by lazynewt November 5, 2010

Lachmagene

Lachmagene is a Sefardic bread like snack. It has more recently taken on the slang meaning of a Vagina.
Wow, i would love to go and get some lachmagene right now.
Lachmagene by Dabka March 5, 2009