A: In the USA the currency is Dollar.
N.B. (You may elaborate upon the 'a's you use for an even more dramatic effect.)
Tom - Hi hunni
Damien - Chavs are gay as fuck, wudnt you agree? Laaaaa <<<(Elaborated a's)
Tom - Yes, 100% and with feeling, they are poo pushers to say the least.
Damien - Hmmm i wonder how an emo chav wud speak...
Tom - 'Ii Luff Yoo Laaaaa xXx <3333333'