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a strange creature that wears kandi bracelets, wears dark clothing and hides from the sun.
you may spot a kyfke at the mall, at your local arcade, behind the movies giving some high little scene boy a blow job. if you spot a kyfke take a picture and keep your girl friend on a leash because kyfkes love the puss puss!
johnny-"did you see that kyfke?!"
suzzie-"OH MY GOD, its tits are HUGE! god i want to bang its face off"
johnny-"we are over"
*suzzie runs off to mate with the kyfke*
by suzzielovesyou November 25, 2009
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