Kurkowski 

A legendary Bearded fellow. Well respected, and a devil with the ladies.

"Dude, nice beard."
"Thanks."
"You must be a Kurkowski with the ladies."

Kurkowski by Chememistry Student November 17, 2011

kurkey sammos 

Drunk slang for turkey sandwiches

Hey Juan, wheres the kurkey sammos!!

kurkey sammos by Juan Loco, C-Bear, Ranimal June 23, 2006

kurk out 

v. To spaz, wild, or lunch out.

Im going to kurk out if if i don't get my raise this week.

kurk out by SoufEast Moe. November 24, 2003

Kwurtle 

A ridiculously loving and very good looking young male mammal, a mix of kitten, whale and turtle the latter characteristic is better observed via a webcam. Often helpuful to have around when struggling with work as they tend to have a rather wide knowledge base, often shows childlike behaviours but this just adds to their appeal. Any would be lucky to know this creature they are very good to cuddle with and is loved a ridiculous amount by 'Gepetto'

Kwurtle

Kwurtle by Amytard December 24, 2009

kurking sack 

to be really messed up on a mind altering chemical

See how blood shot his eyes were? That dude was kurking sack

kurking sack by gordizzle14 December 6, 2013

Kwark 

Verb - to openly selectively choose opponents of a lesser quality to inflate your rank in a competition.

Wow you guys are undefeated, you must have really gone overboard with the kwarking.

Kwark by lastshadow December 16, 2009

kwuckle 

A near extinct monkey that makes noises similar to that of a bird with severe Diarrhea. In other words, a dumbass.

AHAHA!!! I just saw kwuckle burn his hand on youtube!

kwuckle by Asshole Society of Saskatchewan (ASS) May 15, 2007