knurk

To push the entirety of your nose into the anus of another person.

An extreme form of brown nosing.

Matt: "Mfffmfmmffmm"
Dave: "What?"
Matt: "Mfffmmmffmm"
Dave: "You know its rude to talk and knurk at the same time"

by KnurkHerder January 11, 2013

Knurk

To cum on a fridge

"Oooohhhh nooooo im knurking"
"Its knurking time"
"Time to take the knurk 2"
"Got Knurk?"
"Knurken time"

by Knurkskihonk June 25, 2022