Kwurtle 

A ridiculously loving and very good looking young male mammal, a mix of kitten, whale and turtle the latter characteristic is better observed via a webcam. Often helpuful to have around when struggling with work as they tend to have a rather wide knowledge base, often shows childlike behaviours but this just adds to their appeal. Any would be lucky to know this creature they are very good to cuddle with and is loved a ridiculous amount by 'Gepetto'

Kwurtle

Kwurtle by Amytard December 24, 2009

Kwurtle 

An amazing person who seems to resemble a hybrid of a kitten, a whale and has been seen to look somewhat like a turtle on webcam! these timid creatures are known for their loving nature and cuddlyness, often purr when their back is tickled and can be mighty helpful during finance work. the one thing they are known for is their love of amy.

oh that kwurtle, isnt he adorable

Kwurtle by the kwurtle himslef December 22, 2009

kurtle 

A white male, usually named Kurt, with a turtle-like hump on his back and a heifer sized chip on his shoulder.

That guy is a total kurtle.

kurtle by AmyGayhart August 30, 2009

Kurtle 

A type of internet creature that has body parts of both a turtle and a koala. Often found in the depths of ancient image hosters, and long forgotten webservers.

"Hey man, check out this Kurtle I found on Tinypic!"

Kurtle by JohnKurtle October 2, 2014

kurtle 

This can be used as a noun or a verb.
The act of creeping or the person who creeps on other people's girlfriend/boyfriend or obvious love interest.

"Look at this Kurtle, he's creepin on Kristen but he knows that's Cameron's girl"

The verb can either be used by itself or with the addition of "pull":

"This man's pullin a Kurtle, he's been creepin on Liz all day"
or just simply
"This man's Kurtlin it up, he keeps tryin ta make a move on her when her man's sittin right there"

kurtle by Hobo16 December 5, 2005

Philly Kurtley 

sad ugly wench who's sister has bigger tits and slittier eyes

Phillipa Kurtley

Philly Kurtley by logan January 21, 2004

kwartle 

1) To work it with a member of the opposite sex

2) to be flyin' as hell
3) to PIMP - Pride Intelligence Money Power or Paper In My Pocket

1) Jen knows how to kwartle wit dem hoes

2) Damn dawg, your kwartlin' it with that chain

3) That VW Tiguan is kwartlin'
4) I was kwartlin' all dem hoes last night.

kwartle by asfaw2452 May 1, 2015