1. Small boobs
2. A small orange citrus fruit, high in Vitamin C
3. A fruit (homosexual person)
4. Idiot
1. Yo, Kidjwa, that chick as some perky kumquats
2. Hey, Frank, pass the bowl of kumquats, I believe I'm coming down with the scurvy
3. Yo, John's a kumquat, he touched my butt.
4. Rick is a kumquat he doesn't know anything
by Hernando Sanchez July 09, 2006
Top Definition
Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.
Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!
by mibluvr13 May 16, 2005
Used as an insult.
Person 1: Hey there!

Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.
by Zombie_Huntr November 14, 2009
one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.
Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?
by Ava and Lauren May 11, 2006
A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.
What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!
by Carrie Just Carrie (Alex idea) September 25, 2010
a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures
That stupid kumquat just managed to fail at blowing his nose! How does that happen?!
by paybay July 06, 2012
Said in response to loud sex.
When you need her to stop shrieking while doin' it: "y'all kumquat or people'll hear you!"
by quatly f-in October 25, 2009
Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.

Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.
Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.

Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!

Guy 1: She died.
by DDKankerlijer March 24, 2012

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