An entirely vile, disgusting sex act involving noodles, dairy products, dead females, and friction. Don't even ask about it.
Guy 1: So, this past weekend, I kugeled this one gi...
Guy 2: *VOMIT*
A materialistic, wannabe-sexy Jewish woman who belongs to a specific subculture of wealth and style, with affected mannerisms and a nasal way of talking. The term is used by both Jews and Gentiles in South Africa, and even by kugels themselves.
"Hey, doll, if they want to call me a kugel, fine! Most of my gynie's patients are kugels anyway."
A kugel is a special breed of rich middle-aged woman living in Johannesburg. Originally, the word kugel only applied to Jewish women (a kugel a Jewish potato-based dish), but now applies to any spoilt housewife.
Very distinctive characteristics of kugels are: A very nasal accent, calling everyone "doll", looking down on people who don't live in the Northern Suburbs, mistreating their housekeepers, spending half their lives talking on a cellphone, intense Botox treatment, wearing leopardskin patterned clothes and driving fancy 4x4s but refusing to take them offroad.
They tend to congregate at Sandton City, talk about shoes, nails and other kugels, cheat on their husbands and only tip 5%. A classic stereotypical kugel is Gwen Anderson from the South African comic strip Madam and Eve.
Kugel: Like, you know what I'm saying doll, she knows her husbands having an affair with....(25 minutes pass)... anyway, I have to like hang up doll, my nails are almost dry and I have to hurry up to get my hair done... ok doll, mwah bye.
Kugel is the name of a jewish casserole dish, made with potatoes or noodles. Often served on holidays.
Pass me some more of that kugel!
A potato pie made out of grated potatoes.
I like my Shabbos dinner to be made up of kugel, cholent and some nice chicken soup.
phillipino girl who likes to think shes oriental.
thinks ugly guys are hot and loves immature guys
STOP being a kugel!!! That guy is ugly as hell!!!
A phillipino girl that has the hots for a guy named yeung.
See I told you. She loves immature guys
Its donnie and now its kevin. How low can you get?