a cholent is a small confused mammal, which is put up the
anus during the practise of homosexual
sex. This is achieved by forcing a hollow plastic
tube through the rectal muscle above the
anus, in order to allow a free passage through which the mammal can penetrate the lower abdomen. The
tube is then pulled out quickly so as not to allow the creature to escape. This engrossment is known as Cholentation.
Studies have shown that on average, a standard sized mammal of less than 1kg in mass, can survive and remain in the
anus for up to 20 hours upon entrance or until defecated. During this
time, the “host” experiences various sensations -in the area of the lower abdomen- ranging from pain, throbbing, scratching, biting and shuffling. Once the mammal passes out of the alimentary canal trough the
anus, it is usually deceased and mildly digested. However, there are cases when the animal is still living, which is then just flushed down the toilet.