To do something so ridiculously stupid that some may think there is actually some form of hidden genius, when in reality the magnitude of stupidity is greater than one could ever think possible.
I was sure fire winner this week in fantasy football until Sean Peyton Kubiaked me by putting Mike Bell in the game.
by kneelb4zod December 2, 2009
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Smart guy from Poland that is confused with his sexuality.
That guy in the dress is a real Marcin Kubiak
by Anonymous May 7, 2003
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When you are receiving head and the jizz flies out of her nose.
Person 1: Hey I just performed The Kubiak on her.

Person 2: Did she wipe?

Person 1: I sure hope, it was everywhere!
by sjforthewin November 27, 2013
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