A lonely boy that spends all his time in the basement stealing and scamming other players in MMORPG and macroing and them claiming he is the best. His shear weight and the fact his hair is a shaved is a true example of his care for the real world.

fat insecure kid who lives in his mothers basement making cheap programs and playing mmorpgs for a living

1. A fat retarded monkey, that spends half of its day trying to shove its tail up his own ass. The other half of the day it is either attempting to find its cock or hacking and scamming people on a MMORPG. see wannabegangsterbitch
2. A very small dildo mould. see babydick
3. A rare homosexually transmitted disease, caused by bending other men over a keyboard and proceding to fuck them in the ass. see kryptixhousehold

noun:
the most disliked person in the hole world, i normaly calls persons i hate kryptix.
verb:
idiot, dumpass, shemale.

Kryptix is a fat ginger rs player. He hacks ppl to see if they are female chars cus he know that is the cloest he will ever come to get laid

Saturday Morning Cartoon

1. Noun; Fat little skank who likes to look at cameltoes even if they are his mom's, and has genital herpes
2. Slang; Herpes