krusty krab pizza

The newest item on the krusty krab menu. Always remember to order with a Diet Dr. Kelp. Spongebob and Squidward will eventually deliver it to you, but they may end up at your house driving a rock.

The krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. The krusty krab pizza is the pizza absolutivaly. The KRUUUUSTY KRAAAAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAAAAA FOR YOU AND
ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.

krusty krab pizza by cant tell u July 16, 2008

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Krusty Krab Pizza

The "Krusty Krab Pizza" is a term used to reference a sexual position in which the receiving party is in the crab walk position during intercourse and both members are consuming a slice of pizza.

Dude, you gotta try giving her the Krusty Krab Pizza!

Krusty Krab Pizza by Unimo May 18, 2019

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Krusty Krab Pizza’d

When you order a pizza and a drink, but the delivery guy forgets to bring the drink.

“I just got Krusty Krab Pizza’d by Dominos.”

Krusty Krab Pizza’d by Krexxal April 8, 2022

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Krusty Krab Pizzaing

When you delivery pizza on rock (crack cocaine) and annoying your neighboring friend whilst you sing a gay song.

Daniel: Yo nigga I’ve been Krusty Krab Pizzaing recently. Lmaooo my boss is gonna have my ass
Ave: Damn, really? That sucks man.

Krusty Krab Pizzaing by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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