Krumbein 

Adj.

1. One who deals in the wanton destruction of the dreams of children.
2. One who deals in krumbeins.

1. Pol Pot, what a regular krumbein, am I right people?
2. Hey, I heard that Josh kid is a krumbein, somebody should lynch him.

Krumbein by Malcolmb May 1, 2008

Krimbly 

a furry creature, about the size of a chipmunk, prone to nipping the tips off shoelaces and hiding in slippers.

diet: consists mostly of lint, shoelaces and banana peels
habitat: slippers, sock drawers. Mostly found in Australia and southern island of New Zealand, although there have been a few cases reported in eastern New Guinea

Although this creature is a seemingly adorable fur ball of energetic affection, it's flaming temper, quick reflexes and sharp nipping fangs deem it quite the little monster.

"I think there's a Krimbly in my moccasin!"
"did it get you?!"
"phew... it's just nipping at my laces."

"kurpleclurrrrrr"
"whats that sound? It's coming from your sock drawer?"
"I know. My place is ridden with Krimblys."

Krimbly by crumblycreatures November 26, 2009

Krimbloin 

Someone who puts cheese in the gaps in your sofa.

I caught you doing the krimbloin on grans sofa.

Krimbloin by Dr Oetker May 2, 2011

Kumblartched

The act of pre-ejactulating.

"Oh my god babe, I think I just kumblartched."

Kumblartched by damndankdude June 10, 2021

krumbly

adj. Crumbly with a K. a description of a person, place, or thing that isn't pleasant nor funny. what crumbly is but to a harsher degree. Fucked up

"I heard that fool goosed his sister, now that's Krumbly"
"I didn't know he was Krumbly like that"
"You are Krumbly, w/ a capital K"

krumbly by krumbly May 25, 2007

Krümelmonster

German name for a very blue muppet character on sesame street, aka the Cookie Monster (Krümel = crumbs) ! Whose addicted to Cookies, but lacks in manners and eating skills. Which causes often that it just eats the half while throwing the other half of cookies in its face. Which causes that seconds later it cant remember what happened to all the cookies!
But Krümelmonster also the nickname for the most amazing, beautiful, inteligent and rosa haired girl the world!

Danm why are there so many crumbs on the floor again, yeah, you are a real Krümelmonster, and I love you for that !

Krümelmonster by yeti22 April 15, 2010

krumbis

a word to show excitement or anger.

Oh Krumbis I just dropped a piano on my toe! My Krumbis is the sweetest in all the land!

krumbis by petrumbuddy June 9, 2019