a pseudonym used to claim an anti-theoretical subject position.
rad man: I read this quote the other day about counter-existence hauntologies and the cybergenitic narrative rhetorics of identity politics. It's a groundbreaking study of meta-physical communication modalities and uber-phantasy.

psycho guy: Man I bet it's 'krista'. What was the quote?

rad man: "When considering the ontological abyss of deontological ethics and engendered neutralities of post-a theoretical paradigms (existential angst). One must ask themselves about the dilemma of form. This atypical rubric of intransigence, converts the binary opposition of the category into that of the imperative. Once established as this, we see the post-oedipal subjectivity emerging from the cultural imaginary and into the creation of an identity. This self-reflexive process re-invents, reductively, the marginalised a historical anachronism to a more present relation to tacit space. A singular instance reinforces a retrograde shift between the object and the ideological movement between self and other. Traversing the systemised nexus of the id’s encounter with the ego and through the complex process of cathexis a re-inscription occurs within the discursively constituted social identification of the ‘I’, thus creating the concept of self. This self fractures and escapes the confines of linguistic definition. So when we examine the text, the rhetorical composition is the clearest indication of this post-oedipal subjectivities emergence. An alienated anachronism wrested from time and place, this entity exists in and for itself, radical alterity of epistemological modernity. The post-modern equivalent of Descartes’ cogito (albeit liberated from the positioning of the self and other binary oppositions proposed in classical thought). This shift brings about the reformation of pre-modern thought and a genealogical revolution in our understandings of selfhood. We now see a positioning of the subject inside and outside, alongside and beside dominant structures of post-colonial, new historical and contemporary debates. These contemporary discussions are the vanguard of post-structuralist, post-existential ennui. The conflation of objective reality with experiential ontology brings about the neo-phantasies constructivism. So you see this evolution of thought, biologically determined in the psychological imaginary moves us toward a transcendentalist relation to the epistemic and a post-phenomenological understanding of subjectivity"

psycho guy: Man that was TOTALLY 'krista'!
by oh really? April 25, 2008
- a amazing beautiful girl with a high tolerance of dealing with bull shit
krista knows who krista is
by wyguy February 15, 2009
Definition 1: A sexy bitch with nice tits and a hot booty.

or

Definition 2: A good pair of breasts, with supple feel and amazing texture.
Example 1: Mclovin: Hey man, that's one of the hottest girls I've ever seen.
Seth: Yeah dude, she's definitely a "krista".

Example 2: Seth: Let's catch a glimpse of those warlocks.
Evan: It's not like they made them smaller, they completely reshaped them and turned them into "kristas".
by your mom 987517 February 26, 2008
Woman with the biggest heart, who is loved by many, has many friends who'd do anything for her. Krista puts her family first. She is absolutely beautiful inside and out.

She also has the biggest most beautiful hair you've ever seen, that can survive a hurricane.
If children could pick their moms, Krista would be the one everyone would want.
by Sue Fletch February 04, 2010
Most beautiful, positive, motivating girl you'll ever meet! Radiant beauty with a smile that lights up your soul. Hard-working, social, loving, with a great love of life and family. If you ever need a favor she'll always have your back. If you ever need a reality check, she'll give you sound advice. She knows who she is and where she's going.
I need to be a little more motivated and pull a Krista.
by writerforall February 03, 2010
A Smoking hot little firecracker. An unstoppable bundle of energy with a huge sexual appetite and Very high standards. Intelligent, witty, bubbly and fun. This is the girl, that will turn a sex-picnic into falling in deep, unending love with her. She will possess your souls always.
If you ever had mind-blowing sex in a church parking lot...you were with a Krista!!
by tallkool1 February 03, 2010
verb

To fight off sleep for no good reason when tired.

The baby was very tired but continued to krista sleep for an hour.
by rpetras April 20, 2008
Supah Sexy Cool
"Hey Brad whats up? You look so Krista today"

"Thanks friend!"
by Jon Curtis September 06, 2008

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