Dirty Kribs 

When you smell your hand(s) after having your hand(s) on your balls for a long time. Usually after a full 2+ days of not showering

Person 1: I heard Brandon does the Dirty Kribs a lot
Person 2: Yeah it’s pretty gross

Dirty Kribs by geof50 May 7, 2020

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Gotta Kris 

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.

girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*

Gotta Kris by popk August 22, 2016

kris bryant 

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer

Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!

kris bryant by BaseballFan29 July 18, 2016

are you feeling it now mr.krabs 

oh yeah mr krabs

Spongebob:are you feeling it now mr.krabs
Krabs:AHHHHH

are you feeling it now mr.krabs by shrekfest December 9, 2016

kris get the banana

Potassium

"Kris get the banana"
"Potassium"

kris get the banana by Thefirstpotato September 22, 2021

Krisha

Krisha is a very kind girl, she's the best girl to date. She's cold and shy at first but once she gets comfy, you'll see her goofy side. Don't mess up with her, she's scary af. She's lovely and sweet. She's perfect and very sexy.

guy 1 : i saw that ure dating Krisha, she's the girl of my dreams.
guy 2 : Uhh yes, she's worth the wait and she gives all her effort to her s/o.

Krisha by Blonde Armpit Hair October 16, 2021