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Old Man Krumpletoots 

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
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Krampled 

Krampled is the big sister (or “ brother”) according to old J
Krampled by Veronicccs February 5, 2022
A super hot last name derived from hungry and austria, people who are cool have this last name
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Krampled 

Krampled is the big sister (or “brother”) of Old J
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Kremlerate 

The act of a salesman is told explicitly to fuck off, but is either so dense or self-assured that he/she keeps coming back to try to make a deal. Next step is usually a restraining order.
That fucking Amway salesman keeps do a Kremlerate on me. I told him to burn in hell, but he keeps coming back!
Kremlerate by scosco April 17, 2014
My ooze of a Krimple hurts in many ways