the best skiers are from austria! arnold schwarzenegger is too! mozart is ! sigmund freud (the sex-obsessed psychoanalysist) is ! red bull aswell! and beautiful heidis!
B: are you stupid! all the cool boarders are going to austria! it´s much cooler!
Most people - currently living on this planet - haven't even heard from these Austrians and so they don't know that Austria played a leading role in the development of science, culture and philosophy. Austria was also one of the first superpower states but after the First World War it shrunk to a nonsignificant spot on the globe. Because of this embarrassing fact most of the Austrians turned into misanthropic, unfriendly persons who build bombs in their basements (best known Austrian maniac is Franz Fuchs who blasted several bombs during the mid 90s) or who try to obtain world leadership (e.g. Schwarzenegger). The small but sane rest of the Austrians are hardworking people who achieved that their country developed to one of the richest countries in the world.
Capital city: Vienna
Inhabitants: 8.26 E6
Hey, face reality! You are no damned Austrian who lives in the past!
Austrians have great wines and the kitchen in Austria is one of the best in the entire world. (And also one of the helthiest). Special stuff like Kürbiskernöl (pumpkin seed oil) or Lipizzaner (completely white horses).
(Maybe I'll continue writing later...)
Friends: Australia? Cool!
Aubrey: Austria - Not Australia. We're moving to the Austria in Europe.
Friends: Never heard of that...