he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Dude 2: Jesus...really?!
Dude 1: Yeah, she's gonna be REALLY stiff when she wakes up from the coma...
Dude 2: Sparta would be proud...
2. Kratos-To Kratos. To Kratos someone is to hammer the living fuck out of them. Other terms to use in place of Kratos would be: Destroy, Eradicate, Annihilate, Wipe Out Of Existence, or Beat The Living Shit Out Of.
Ignorant Person: Go suck a cock.
Kratos: (pulls out the Barbarian Hammer) We'll see about that.
Johnny: It was horrible. Chuck Norris just came up and Kratos'd the guy. All that was left was a dismembered pinky and some shit stained briefs.