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The main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake.
Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.
by mahhag May 29, 2005

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