kong kong

To sit your testicles on another mans testicles while banging your chest like a sexually frustrated gorilla.

"I totally want to Kong Kong you tonight Craige."

by MUgango January 12, 2014

kong

a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang

I have a huge 17 inch kong.

by Fake McFakeman December 4, 2003

Kong

A very beastly person

He be too kong

by achoochoo June 15, 2010

kong

1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

you look like a kong today

by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009

kong

a gargantually huge beeing

hes a kong, hes 6foot 5, 255.

by pimp valley August 11, 2003

Kongs

A really bad area.

This place reminds me of the Kongs

by Rothmony January 15, 2009

Konged

When you cough really hard after taking a bong hit or marijuana.

Damn dude, you just konged so hard after taking that fatty rip!

by Lindsblinds97 August 14, 2017