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he is such a kandler
Kindler
A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding job of being on light duty, eating babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"
"dude you seriously just hit yourself in the forehead with a crowbar, that's what I call pulling a kindler!"
Kindler by spam mcspamalot April 15, 2009
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Jean-Phillipe Kindler
Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
Jean-Phillipe Kindler by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026