A United States Marine who is suspected to be the less famous twin brother of the goonies character sloth. Aside from causing the
food shortage in most 3rd world countries he also does an outstanding
job of being on light duty, eating
babies, occasionally buying out the entire stock of baby
ruth bars and generally sucking at life. With the I.Q. equivalent to a brick his only defense mechanism is taking off his glasses causing his eyes to go opposite directions which is intended to confuse the enemy) he then throws gloves at them. Anything that is done in an idiotic manner, with less than a normal level of common sense, or generally thought of as
retarded should be referred to as "pulling a kindler"