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'Kalpak' Calpack, calpac, kalpac, kalpak, or qalpaq is a high-crowned cap worn by men in Turkey, the Balkans and throughout Central Asia and the Caucasus.
Kalpak is also a male name in India, and it means someone who is smart, witty, and amazing in bed.
The Kyrgyz man wearing a Kalpak walked into the bar.
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in turkish slang
kolpa herif yine sattý
kolpa by Burak Mungan April 21, 2003
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South Africans or seth efricens as they are also called.
"No thanks ... I can get three Kolpaks for that."

An unnamed county coach in response to an agent's request for an £80,000 annual salary for a top-flight player
kolpaks by Shivian August 3, 2006

KompAkoustik 

KompAkoustik, is the Haitian Acoustic Kompa style of the
MTV Unplugged which showcase Haitian musical artists playing a combination of their hit songs and covers with acoustic instruments or unplugged

Characterised by typical instruments:

acoustic guitar, Piano, bongos,

Upright bass, percussions,
congas, timbales, trumpet, trombone, claves, cowbell, maracas, güiro, Jam block, Beatbox, souble bass,

flute, saxophone, vibraphone, violin, tres, cuatro. Vocals and Chorus.

An KompAkoustik performance is a very important commercial event for Haitian Kompa musicians as it gives the bands a great opportunity to expand their audience by performing for crowds and it slso offer their fans a chance to experience favourite tunes in a new way.

Some KompAkoustik perfirmances are aired on Haitian televidions and some are streamed online-only.

Some perfornances take place in Haitian Lounged, Restaurants, from mainly the French-Creole speaking countries of the Caribbean, such as Haiti, Martinique, Dominica, Guadeloupe as well as Canada, France and Western Africa and Haitian communities in the Untited States.
performances session are often filmed enf released in a video form and some live versions are released as singles on ITunes or Google Play.
Did you know that Haitian arist usually discuss the history, meaning and memories of the songs during their

KompAkoustik performances with their crowds.

Kolakowski 

A verb describing the action of a cuckold licking the semen of another man from the cuckold's wife's vagina.
After Jamal banged Nick's wife, Nick Kolakowski'd Jamal's seed.
Kolakowski by CosbyCorner April 30, 2023

umut kolpası 

It's a Turkish idiom, It means acting of someone tells you a lie that you know actual truth about it
+ If you will go to the office tomorrow, so will I.
- stop doing umut kolpası
umut kolpası by mugetsyou January 31, 2022

Youmu Konpaku 

Konpaku Youmu, or Youmu, is a half-human half-phantom from the Touhou Project series whose ability is to wield swords... yeah.

Looks 16, acts 16, and is might as well be 16, but is actually around 60, and is the servant, gardener, and "swordsmanship instructor" of a ghost royalty named Saigyouji, Yuyuko (FN, GN).

Due to her "half and half" nature along with her straightforward, diligent, and somewhat immature personality, she is often described as "half-baked" or "half-trained", and is usually the butt of Yuyuko's jokes.

Her weapons of choice are two Japanese swords; the Roukanken, and the Hakurouken. The former is an extremely long katana/nodachi, and is said to be capable of killing ten phantoms in one slice. The latter is a shorter wakizashi-styled sword that is capable of cutting through confusion.

Extra Info & Trivia:
- Due to her half and half nature, her body temperature is lower than a human's, but warmer than a phantom's.
- Her phantom nature also makes her age at a much slower rate compared to humans.
- Her ghost half is commonly referred to as Myon.
- Her spell card titled: Hell Realm Sword "200 Yojana in One Flash", implies that she can travel 15-30 kilometers in roughly 1/30th to 1/15th of a second, equating to approximately Mach 229k, or Mach 27k in Gensokyo, which is hella fast.
- Said spell card, it also implies that she doesn't skip leg day, hence why her legs look relatively toned in fan arts.
- A top-tier waifu in general, need I say more?
"I'm Youmu Konpaku. I work as a fencing swordsmanship instructor and gardener at Hakugyokurou in the Netherworld. I'm a half- human half-phantom, and people say I'm half-baked, but I train daily so that I can get better at gardening and swordsmanship" - A portion of her introduction from Touhou LostWord

Yuyuko: "Youmu~, be a dear and prepare some snacks, I'm hungry."
Youmu, baffled: "B-but Lady Yuyuko, you just had lunch three minutes ago!"
Yuyuko: "The past is the past, and the present is the present. Now off you go."
Youmu: "Y-yes, Lady Yuyuko. I'll get right to it."
Yuyuko: "Mmm, make the portions slightly larger this time around too."
Youmu, exasperated: "Understood... *sigh*"
Youmu Konpaku by Seminark June 18, 2021