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A very sexy man with the capability of growing a killer mustache fit for a 60s man who loves children. Though he doesn't love children, he is very hot, very sexy, very handsome and NOT a pedo. He hasn't fucked his sister once.

I look at his ass passing by the street sometimes. I'm not gay, but like, I would totally tap that. The thing about Kolbie is that he makes us all laugh, even if he is stupid and goofy, and on Discord he is NOT a simp, which is a gargantuan task of its own.
Wow! That Kolbie is totally not a simp. That's all there really is to him; but he does got some killer looks when that *pedo stache* is shaved off his face!
kolbie by scloozydude March 15, 2020
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kolbie is probably one of the funniest and hottest girls you’ll ever meet. she always is down to party and drink. she’ll probably be crazy in and out of bed. she is SO brutally honest and has a smart ass mouth but also loves to hard. kolbie will fall in love with any guy that shows her the least bit of attention. she attracts a bunch of guys but she will end up pushing them all away. if you meet her she’ll be the best thing to ever happen to you!
“hey kolbie is so funny
- yeah she should be a comedian and a model
Kolbie by vapeslut2021 November 24, 2021

kolbie lang

kolbie lang by hiollo February 19, 2017

Kolbie Lang

The Cherokee punch in the ass. Ass punch in the Cherokee language
Kolbie Lang by hiolo February 18, 2025
Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.
Princess Livs: Wow that picture is really good.
Kobiee: Yeah, it's mine.
Kobiee by Princess Livs December 10, 2012
Sometimes referred to as a god, this man is so sexy and smart that woman can’t even comprehend it
Hot girl 1 “look at Kolbye , he’s so hot”
Hot girl 2 *immediately faints*
Kolbye by TRGangswag October 22, 2019