Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.
Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
Steve: "...dude..."
Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
Steve: "...dude..."
Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
by Maddict November 12, 2010
by LordBolton October 28, 2013
a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bisexual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says "I'm not gay" is neither straight nor gay, but bisexual
Jimmy: "That guy just came up to me and said, 'I'm not gay, man'. I wonder why he would do that." Maura: "He was letting you know he was bisexual, dear. You should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight."
John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"
Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.
After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.
John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"
Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.
After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.
by Randy Zitchit June 13, 2008
The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
by Grethe January 17, 2007
The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.
by Jake Herman February 13, 2007
by Jon345639876347593409 February 16, 2007
The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.
One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.
by onlyonepersoneachnamethat'sdum August 29, 2010