koffeeshopping

Invented in Minneapolis: to work at coffee shops, especially, with friend(s) at multiple establishments in a row with wi-fi and laptop.

koffeeshopping

koffeeshopping by Minister24 January 1, 2014

koffeeshopping

Synonym for networking.

My position was eliminated last night. I need to restart koffeeshopping.

koffeeshopping by Jyhwk_MN24 July 18, 2014

coffeeshopping 

The act of going to coffee shops while performing work that makes one fee like a functioning, productive human. (Work may include, but is not limited to, school work, big kid job work, shopping on Etsy, etc.)

Person 1: What are your plans for today?

Person 2: I'm going coffeeshopping; I need to finish studying for tomorrow's midterm.

coffeeshopping by Samthenotsowise November 12, 2014

migrant coffeeshopping 

When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, often in search of a quiet and free (ish) place in which to work. (warning--you will be expected to buy at least one small item per shop).

I've been migrant coffeeshopping all week in order to finish writing my book.

migrant coffeeshopping by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver May 11, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016