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knuckle shuffle 

1. To become a masterbating pro.
2. Person is a Jerk off.
3. To get a girl to jack you
Barney is becoming a knuckle shuffle pro.

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

knuckle shuffle his piss pump 

I like him so much o the point I want to knuckle shuffle his piss pump

knuckle shuffle bros 

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl
me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now

5 Knuckle Shuffle 

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank
after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

white knuckle shuffle 

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.
Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.