Cedar Knolls 

An small affluent community in Northern New Jersey. Kids go to Mountview Road Elementary School, Memorial Junior School, and then Whippany Park High School. Everybody knows everybody else’s business and is nosey as hell. Kids spend their time riding their bikes around the town, swimming in the Whippany River, and exploring abandoned buildings. Most people are secret millionaires and most people live in large houses but most do not drive luxury cars. Cedar Knolls is actually an unincorporated community within Hanover Township, but has a Morris Plains mailing address and a neighborhood called Trailwoods. Cedar Knolls is known for being the home of the leader of OPK, a massive painkiller drug ring ran out of the high school in the mid 2000s. Also home to some members of the mob.

Guy 1 “yo my buddy lives in the Trailwoods section of Cedar Knolls within Hanover township but his mail goes to Morris Plains.”
Guy 2 “wut”

Cedar Knolls by cedarknolls4life July 6, 2019

Morris Knolls 

The better half of the Morris Hills Regional District

Morris Hills= tons of drugs, ghetto white boys and girls, horrible hockey, football and swimming team, Ugly girls, bad teachers, horrible food.

Morris Knolls= AWESOME hockey team, great swimming team, very good baseball team, pretty good football team(better than hills), good food most of the time, bigger school, hot senior girls, good athletes, good football and baseball fields and you know the rest if you go to MK.

Hills--> Dog Food
Knolls--> Prime Rib

Morris Knolls by Paul Newman April 8, 2005

Seneca Knolls

A small two part neighborhood just outside of Baldwinsville NY. It's two parts consist of a "upper" and "lower" parts, due to elevation differences. If you live in either, it's a good chance you went to the elementary school McNamara nearby. And it's also a good chance that you smoke/deal weed and carry a knife/gun on you at all times. Or at least rumored. Just make sure your knife or gun is handy if you ever visit especially at night.....take it from a local.

Seneca Knolls

Seneca Knolls by Fenrir Link August 7, 2009

Morris Knolls High School 

No one knows how to spell correctly there! Their student section is trash same with their football team

Oh you go to Morris Knolls High School ,you must be a p****y

Morris Knolls High School by anonymous September 14, 2022

Morris Knolls 

Horrible student section and football team! Also can’t spell :(

Did you hear Morris Knolls took the L against watchung hills?

Morris Knolls by Morrisknollslander September 14, 2022

knolling 

v - The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.

1. Always be knolling. 2. That table is pretty well knolled.

knolling by tedted July 7, 2011

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun 

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.

Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun by TheGatorAndTheCat March 16, 2022