| 1. | Clan Knighthood | ||
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One of the friendliest RuneScape skilling clans. "Hey Dave, are you going to that Clan Knighthood event later?"
"Sure am Bob, it's going to be great!" |
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| 2. | Pink Knighthood | ||
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When a gay man is on his knees about to give head, the intended recipient slaps his semi erect penis on each shoulder as if knighting the blower for his services to men. Often accompanied by the phrase "I dub thee sir cock sucker" After years of being curious, Brian finally became a knight of the pink realm after Simon slapped his pork sword on both of his shoulders before giving him a mouthful of man fat.
He was glad he had received his "Pink Knighthood" from the "Queen". |
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| 3. | Nark Heeds | ||
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Idiotic, power tripping youth with the IQ and sex appeal of a wooden spoon covered in old bean juice and toast crumbs. Usually found at Air Training Corps in the form of NCO's.Think a stripe on their arm is the equivalent of a knighthood and throw their weight around like a whale on a waltza. Come in many species such as Nark Heed Red Heed, Nark Heed bean pole, Nark Heed Baldy Coot and Nark Heed McVay.....all considered prime nark heeds.
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| 4. | Badgerman | ||
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Born in Lithuania in 1923, the only known person who has a triple helix DNA structure. Inventor of telegraph poles, chinese food, and wigwams.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese". Has a Huge Cock. Badgerman and Facist Boy AWAY!!!
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| 5. | Knights of the Ring | ||
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n. - an organization that fights evil and makes sure justice is served! Their headquarters is in the Bergen County Academies, and their only intent is to do good in the community. Their arch-enemies are the super-evil Knights of the Shoe. The Knights of the Ring swiftly defeated the evil armies of the Knights of the Shoe.
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| 6. | Knights of the Shoe | ||
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An evil organization hell-bent on worldwide destruction! Based in Bergen County Academies, their arch-enemies are the Knights of the Ring, who somehow defeat them every time they engage in combat. The vast evil armies of the Knights of the Shoe were easily defeated by the Knights of the Ring
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| 7. | bliar | ||
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As in Tony BLIAR - A smug grinning war monger with a split personality and a preference for dictatorship and suppressing free speech.
A sick and deluded 'dark side' puppet who reports into the universally hated world number 1 terrorist in Washington, who in turn report into satan. Bliar is the proud owner of a birthmark numbering of 665 (one below his buddy bush). Married to a greedy gurning elephant woman that survived a unfortunate mistake from a faulty genetic experiment. BLIAR freedom - blocking medicine and food from starving children, using weapons to commit mass genocide and then giving BP and Shell 'freedom' to steal oil.
BLIAR scum - Tony, his gurning freak wife and their spawn, Living a rich life on facist blood money. BLIAR independent investigation - cover-up to ignore all facts and cover your lies with bigger lies. Usually using a corrupt freemason buddy to write a report of fiction in return for a knighthood. BLIAR buddies - Government ministers who are either paedophiles, freemasons, murders, fraudsters or thieves. Favorite buddies are all of the above and protected by national security 'gag' orders. |
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