kneet 

Has to be said in the most childish annoying voice you can make and said to people only to piss them off.

Matt- check out my new desert eagle, sweet huh?
Scott- it's KNEET!!!
Matt- >: ( <--face
Scott- no but seriously that thing's a peace of shit...

kneet by |: \ June 27, 2005

kneet 

The state of mind one wil be in when almost baked and starts to become tired.

Dude, on that last hit i was totally kneet right before i keeled over into dreamland

kneet by Champagne December 26, 2005

mrs. kneebone

to penetrate a bent knee.

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...

mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

keethanan 

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine

keethanan by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017

Keeted 

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees

Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019