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Jared Kleinman 

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)
"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"
Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018
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Jared Kleinman 

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

Kleopatra 

Usually a smart, sexy, sophisticated woman, who is drop dead gorgeous.
Named after Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile.
"That girl is SO Kleopatra!"
Kleopatra by NeonGlowStik October 9, 2008

Jared Kleinman 

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses
How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

Kleptach 

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.
Kick 'em in the Kleptach!
Kleptach by Awasux September 10, 2012

jared kleinman 

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.
"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman