Klaused

When a guy you know is a dirt-bag convinces you to give him one more chance, again. Then you get screwed over and you kick yourself, promising to never trust him again. Then it happens again.

You got Klaused.

Don't get Klaused.

by Mr Gullible March 19, 2013

Klaused

to discreetly pilfers someone's pen, to sneakily take, As in the President of Czech Republic, Vaklav Klaus, taking the pen from the Chilean President

Office Worker: Who Klaused my pen?
Office Worker2: I saw little Johnny at your desk yesterday.

by randomuser7 April 13, 2011

Klaused

To ridicule another or a situation without knowledge that the gag or play is in actual fact on one self

Tom was klaused by Debbie's attempt to create good humor on the conference.

by StrawberryMan May 11, 2011

Klause

Some idiot who loves France even though he hasn't been, has fun toes and needs "me" time. Will probably make a great puppet but has too much of a mind of his own.

That dude is such a stinking Klause. What a stupid idiot

by Meam42069 January 6, 2023

klause

A German kid who does not have friends. Gets roasted for everything he says and is called a nazi.

That dude standing next to hitler and pitor is such a klause.

by Meme42069 April 20, 2017

Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 9, 2006

Klause

An aspiring politician. Yet, he often says things he regrets around his friends. Plenty of ammo later when he runs for office. *Evil chuckle.*

Yep, that guy’s a klause. Take notes when he talks, it’s bound to be a good, memorable laugh.

Oh jeez, a klause is talking now. Something dumb is coming.

by Memelord08 January 8, 2023