kiwi wanker Share definition Flag A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis. "Fuck off, kiwi wanker!" "Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker." kiwi wanker by Kyou January 25, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the kiwi wanker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch