Kiwatfish 

The Kiwatfish is part kiwi, part catfish.
It is endangered, as it has been hunted for many years by its mortal enemy, the Avacalmon.
It has an acquired taste.

See also: Avacalmon, Troutkin, Asperring.

We went fishing for Kiwatfish, but we couldn't catch a damn thing!

Kiwatfish by person yo-yo April 30, 2004

Katfish 

Katfish is the most amorevolous and mirific cavernicolous fish in the modern state of Lemgo. Its tail is golden and its words are poetry. Some say, the Katfish is a frankenfish, but according to Henning van Jodes this really is just fake news made up by biologists who would've vended their very first-born to have made the groundbreaking discovery of the Katfish. It has been scientifically proven, that the first contact with the Katfish was absolved by Apache. Various experts suggest the assumption that Apache still approaches Katfish, but keeps it a secret for the prevention of media scrum.

Scholars generally agree that the Katfish was raised in the Republic of Oberbieber and spoke a dialect of Cute as its first language. The Katfish went to sea at a young age and travelled widely, as far as seaweed grows and quotes it is best known for worldwide are the scientific terms of "perf" (not to be mistaken with perv) and "def".

Therefore a person named Katfish is the embodiement of grace and seaweed. When calling a person Katfish, this means the deepest love, devotion and a "huge craving for crisps"(1).

(1) Quote by Enis (MySpäti Berlin)

Your tail is breathtakingly golden/your words sound like deep poetry to me, are you a Katfish?

Do you wanna be my Katfish?

Katfish by Fürst December 17, 2020

Katfish Karen 

An old white lady with no social life so she posts googled pics on Twitter so loser simps with no lives will give her likes and validate her pathetic life.

Oh look Katfish Karen posted another hot young girl pic from Google with no face and got 14 simps to like it.

Katfish Karen by JayKaine December 5, 2021

katfish 

katfish ez teh sekz.

"umg pies will u fux mi"

katfish by Marly March 13, 2004

Katfish 

Not actually a cat-fish (nor a slithery fish creature), YET I am a mystical being who possesses the first name of Kat alas’ the last name Fisher - BEHOLD .... ‘Katfish’

Hi my name is Katfish, not like catfish with a C.

Katfish by Katfish95 August 25, 2018