Mitticism 

A response to a question that begins by appearing to answer the question and ends by explaining that the speaker doesn't want to answer that question, at least not now, though there will be a time for that later.

Energy Policy Mitticism: "I have a different approach I think, generally, to the role of government as it relates to energy, as well as other aspects of our economy. And it flows from a growing perspective I have throughout my life and, frankly, during this campaign about the power of individuals as opposed to government, individuals pursuing their interests and dreams. I know that we have members of the media here right now, so I’m not going to go through that in great detail."

Mitticism by virago August 22, 2012

Mitticism 

An unclever attempt at wit or stupid remark made by Mitt Romney.

"Mitt Romney's latest Mitticism is calling the president's criticism of his tax policy 'Obamaloney'."

Mitticism by RedStateLiberal August 7, 2012

Titticism

A witty remark that has slightly twatish undertones

Used in the same way as witticism - "Dude that was such a titticism"

Titticism by custardcream555 February 25, 2011

Katicism 

It refers to the unique words and spellings that actress Stana Katic uses on Twitter while addressing her fans, which makes her even more adorable... such as, Coolios, Doods, Girlz, Humanoids, Kiddies etc.

That's it for today. Good night, humanoids!" "Aah, I see that you have picked up on a few Katicisms!

Katicism by RubyRoy87 August 7, 2011

counter-witticism 

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

counter-witticism by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

deja-witticism 

To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.

Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

....later in the routine.

Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.

deja-witticism by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005

witticism 

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

witticism by JD May 31, 2003