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On Daily Show, Jon Stewart used this word in his response to O'Reilly's accusation that he was waging a war on christmas. This word could possibly be a combination of homosexual and abortion
Jon Stewart (Daily Show - Dec 7, 2005): I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homobortion pot-n-commie jizzporium.
by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005
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A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005
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